iwantasuperwholockurl:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

malay: nanas

My Wedding Speech

  • Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
  • Guests: Awwwwwwwww
  • Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Zayn Malik so i'm stuck with this little shit
  • snorlaxatives:

    quiettimeeverytime:

    snorlaxatives:

    do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

    in america is everyone ignorant

    it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

    equine-world:

Cannavaru
「Cannavaros x Wonik」
Holsteiner Stallion
    760

    dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    without glasses: 

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    with glasses: 

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