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alice bradford markne

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

porndirector:

my life is like a teenage boy

always hard

summerfaa:

Follow Linda for more tropical !☯

summerfaa:

Follow Linda for more tropical !☯

collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.

John Green, Paper Towns (via ohteenscanrelate)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping