so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
my life is like a teenage boy
how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets
Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.
John Green, Paper Towns (via ohteenscanrelate)